Marketing that plans itself — and still keeps you in control
Your self-serve growth digital marketing agency. Ask Hoser for a free analysis of your marketing, then let him build the campaigns, content, and calendar — you review and approve everything before it goes live.
Hoser asks three quick questions, then reads your site. No account needed.
Less time on busywork, more consistency, and a clear reason behind every campaign.
- Any industry
- No credit card
- Yours to keep and run
One conversation with Hoser, then the plan builds itself.
Hoser runs the free analysis, drafts the campaign, and keeps score. Nothing publishes or sends without your approval.
Ask Hoser
One conversation: your website, what kind of business you run, and the goal you care about. Three questions, no form.
He reads your marketing
Hoser reads your public site and hands back your free analysis: readiness score, weak spots, and the campaigns worth running.
Turn it into a campaign
Approve the plan and it becomes real work — social drafts, an email sequence, and a calendar. You edit and approve everything.
Keep score, keep improving
Results feed back into what Hoser recommends next, so the following campaign starts smarter than the last.
Hoser's first play
Give me your website and answer three quick questions. I'll read your site and hand back a free Marketing Analysis — score, weak spots, and your first campaign.
Get your free Marketing Analysis in about two minutes.
Enter your website, pick your business type, choose your goal, and GloveDrop shows where your marketing is weak — then recommends a campaign to fix it.
- 1Website read
- 2Positioning reviewed
- 3Content gaps found
- 4Campaign recommended
- 5Social + email drafted
- 6Calendar created
- Positioning isn't clear above the fold
- Social and email aren't one campaign
- No follow-up after an enquiry
- Proof-led service spotlight
- Educational buyer campaign
- Seasonal lead-generation push
Goal: appointments · Audience: local homeowners · Channels: social + email · Why: your best proof never leaves Facebook.
“Three quotes look the same until one shows the finished job.”
Subject: “Still thinking about that driveway?”
- Day 1 · Social post
- Day 2 · Email
- Day 3 · Short-form video
- Day 4 · Follow-up post
- Day 5 · Educational post
- Day 6 · Proof post
- Day 7 · Recap + CTA
Six things nobody else will tell you for free.
Not a PDF of best practices. A specific read on your business, with content you could publish today.
A marketing readiness score
One number out of 100, broken into positioning, proof, channels, and follow-up — so you can see which part is actually costing you.
Your top 3 weak spots
Named plainly, in business language: the channel nobody is running, the claim that could get you in trouble, the follow-up that doesn't exist.
Your top 3 campaign opportunities
Specific plays for your business type, built from what your site already proves — not a generic best-practices list.
Sample content written for you
Three social drafts and a full email draft — real hooks, real captions, real subject line — so you can see the output, not a promise of it.
A 7-day content calendar
Day by day: what to post, what to send, what to film. Run it yourself for free, or hand it to us.
Claim risks flagged
Absolute promises, unsourced numbers, and guarantee language that doesn't match your own policy — surfaced before a customer or regulator finds them.
Five answers in. A full campaign out.
Answer Who, What, When, Where, and Why. GloveDrop builds the campaign brief, social drafts, email sequence, calendar, approvals, and performance shell.
- 01 · WHO
Who should this campaign represent?
Pick the team, location, audience, or contributor. Defaults keep it simple.
- 02 · WHAT
What are we promoting or using?
Upload photos, videos, links, notes, products, services, events, offers, or ideas.
- 03 · WHEN
When should it run?
Choose once, date range, recurring, until event, or until stopped.
- 04 · WHERE
Where should it show up?
Pick from admin-enabled channels like social, email, web, or internal follow-up.
- 05 · WHY
What are we trying to win?
Select a campaign type and story. GloveDrop shapes the strategy around the goal.
One campaign, fully built.
- Social drafts
- Email sequence
- Video idea
- Calendar
- Proof check
- Performance tracking
GloveDrop writes, schedules, prepares to publish, and keeps score. Live publishing runs once your channels are connected.
What you get after five answers.
Not a blank canvas and a prompt box. GloveDrop writes, schedules, prepares to publish, and keeps score — live publishing runs once your channels are connected.
Social drafts, per channel
- Hook
- Caption
- CTA
- Hashtags
- Platform-specific format
Full email sequences
- Subject lines
- Preview text
- Body blocks
- CTAs
- Follow-ups
Video concepts
- Short-form script
- Hook
- Shot list
- Caption
- CTA
Campaign calendar
- Schedule
- Draft deadlines
- Approval dates
- Publish dates
Proof and risk review
- Claims used
- Proof required
- Risk score
- Reviewer notes
Performance tracking
- Impressions
- Clicks
- Leads
- Opens
- Replies
- Conversions
Marketing Analysis to Campaign
- Turn a diagnostic into a full campaign with one click
From weak spots to winning campaigns.
The Marketing Analysis diagnoses. Create Campaign executes. Performance tells you what to do next.
- Website / assets01
- Free Marketing Analysis02
- Recommended campaign03
- Campaign setup04
- Social + email + calendar05
- Approval06
- Publish when connected07
- Performance08
- Next campaign09
Stop renting your growth.
Portals, lead marketplaces, point tools, and disconnected retainers can make your marketing dependent on someone else's audience. GloveDrop helps you build campaigns, proof, data, and follow-up you own.
What you stop renting
- Lead marketplaces selling the same buyer to your competitors
- Social, email, forms, and reporting scattered across point tools
- Portals and directories controlling your visibility
- Agency retainers where the audience and data leave when the contract ends
- Generic content that never becomes a real campaign
What you own instead
- Your domain
- Your proof library
- Your campaign calendar
- Your audience history
- Your social + email execution
- Your pipeline signals
- Your performance data
- Your reusable campaign system
Start with one campaign. Build the growth stack you own.
GloveDrop can start with a single campaign and expand into the systems behind growth: websites, buying journey, pipeline, campaigns, email, data, and automation.
Built for how real teams actually work.
Admins get the whole rink
Dashboard, campaigns, email module, approvals, team and locations, performance — plus admin control over schedule types, channels, and approvers.
Individual Contributors get two steps
Field staff answer Who and What, hit submit, and they're done. Calendar and profile are the only other things they ever see.
Dictate instead of typing
Every long-form field has a tap-to-dictate button, so an idea from the lot or the shop floor takes thirty seconds.
Email straight into the workspace
Forward photos, notes, and ideas to your workspace intake address and a campaign starts itself.
Pick your world. See your first campaign.
Pick your world and see the campaign GloveDrop would recommend first.
Your best proof is stuck in a phone camera roll.
- Before-and-after posts written from real jobs
- Follow-up email for every quote that goes quiet
- A 7-day calendar the crew can actually keep
- Recommended campaign
- Proof-led service spotlight
- Goal
- Booked appointments
- Channels
- Instagram · Facebook · Email
See what GloveDrop builds.
Sample Marketing Analysiss for fictional businesses, in the exact format yours arrives in.
What GloveDrop does for you
Most marketing stalls because nobody has time to plan it. GloveDrop plans it for you: campaigns tied to a goal, content written in your voice, a calendar that stays full, and recommendations based on what actually performed.
AI does the work. You keep the control.
Hoser says
We fight boring content, weak positioning, lazy follow-up, and generic marketing. Not people. Not customers. Not common sense.
- Clear positioning
- Claims backed by proof
- Consistent publishing
Seven pillars, five questions, one flow.
Common questions.
- What does GloveDrop actually do?
- It replaces marketing guesswork with a plan: AI builds your campaigns, writes channel-ready content, fills your calendar, and recommends what to do next based on real results — with you approving everything before it goes live.
- What is a Free Marketing Analysis?
- A quick diagnostic that reviews your website, identifies marketing weak spots, and recommends a first campaign with social, email, and calendar ideas. Hoser, our AI assistant, runs it with you in chat.
- Who is Hoser?
- Hoser is GloveDrop's AI assistant. He is the one call to action on this site: ask him for your free analysis, he asks for your website, your business type, and your goal, then reads your site and returns the report. Once you have an account, he keeps working inside the product — drafting copy, filling gaps, and proposing changes you apply in one click.
- Do I need an account?
- No account is needed to ask Hoser for a free Marketing Analysis. Create an account when you want to save the report, turn it into a campaign, or connect channels.
- Is the Marketing Analysis really free?
- Yes. No credit card, no account, no sales call required. Ask Hoser, give him your website and two quick answers, and the report comes back in about a minute. You can run the 7-day plan yourself and never pay us anything.
- How long does it take?
- About two minutes of your time. Hoser asks three short questions while we read your public site in the background, then the report generates.
- Does GloveDrop publish automatically?
- GloveDrop writes, schedules, prepares to publish, and keeps score. Live publishing runs once your channels are connected and permissions are configured.
- Is this just a social media tool?
- No. Social is one output. GloveDrop also supports email, campaign planning, proof-based claims, approvals, website and landing page copy, data insights, and the broader owned growth stack.
- What do you do with my website data?
- We read publicly available pages the same way a search engine does, and use them to generate your report. We don't log into anything, change anything, or publish anything.
- Will you email me constantly?
- No. We send your report and follow up once. If it isn't a fit, say so and we're done.
- Which industries does this work for?
- Any business type. Questions, benchmarks, and compliance rules adapt to home and trade services, construction, professional services, healthcare, retail, hospitality, real estate, automotive, marine, fitness, nonprofit, education, and B2B industrial.
- What are the five questions?
- Who, What, When, Where, Why. Answer those once in Create Campaign and GloveDrop builds the campaign — brief, drafts, schedule, approvals, and a native variant for every channel.
- Does AI actually write the content?
- Yes. Social drafts and email sequences are generated from your workspace facts, attached assets, and verified proof — then critiqued against platform norms. If a generation ever fails, a deterministic template draft is returned so you're never stuck with an empty campaign.
- Where do the cited claims come from?
- Each workspace maintains a proof library. Campaigns can only reference verified facts, and every claim is footnoted on the draft.
Start free. Pay when you want us in the game.
The Marketing Analysis costs nothing and is yours to run. Everything above it is us doing the work. Introductory pricing.
Marketing Analysis
Ask Hoser. He reads your site and tells you the truth.
Anyone who wants an honest read before spending a dollar. No form, no card, no call.
- Marketing readiness score out of 100
- Your top 3 weak spots, named plainly
- Top 3 campaign opportunities
- One recommended first campaign
- Sample social posts and an email draft
- A 7-day content calendar
Launch Pack
We build your first campaign for you.
Businesses that want proof it works before committing monthly.
- Everything in the Marketing Analysis
- Workspace set up with your brand facts and proof library
- One full campaign built: social drafts plus an email sequence
- Channel connection and scheduling handled
- A 30-day plan you can run yourself
- One revision round with a human
Autopilot
Campaigns keep shipping without you chasing them.
Owner-led teams with nobody dedicated to marketing.
- Ongoing campaigns across social and email
- Create Campaign for your whole team, including field submissions
- Approvals, risk scoring, and cited claims
- Scheduling and publishing on connected channels
- Performance reporting per campaign and channel
- Quarterly positioning review
Growth Stack
The whole owned stack, run as one engine.
Multi-location or multi-brand operations that want to own the field.
- Everything in Autopilot across multiple locations or brands
- Website, digital retailing, and lead-gen pillars in play
- Data insights and AI automation workflows
- Dedicated strategy cadence
- Custom audiences, templates, and approval lanes
- Priority support
Platform access is invitation-only — every paid plan starts with a real conversation, so nobody buys something that isn't a fit.
Know where you stand in about a minute.
Ask Hoser. He takes your website, asks three quick questions, then hands back your readiness score, weak spots, campaign opportunities, and a seven-day plan — free.
GloveDrop replaces guesswork with a plan: campaigns, content, a calendar, and clear recommendations based on real results.